Q. Why did the skeleton cross the road? A. To go to the body shop.
Q. What kind of makeup do ghosts wear? A. Mas-scare-a.
Q. What tops off a ghost's ice cream sundae? A. Whipped scream.
Q. Where do most werewolves live? A. In howllywood, California
Q. What do you call a little monsters parents A. mummy and deady
Q. What do ghosts eat for breakfast? A. Boo-Berries.
Q. What instrument do skeleton play? A: Trom-BONE.
Q. How does a girl vampire flirt? A. She bats her eyes.
Q. Why doesn't anybody like Dracula? A. He has a bat temper.
Q. 1ST PERSON: KNOCK,KNOCK
2ND PERSON: WHO'S THERE
1ST PERSON: PHILLIP
2ND PERSON: PHILLIP WHO ?
1ST PERSON: ÊFILL UP MY BAG WITH CANDY !!!
2ND PERSON: HA,HA,HA (LOL)
